By the time I had made the transition from breast milk to cow milk I had evolved into one of the most feared and respected MC's in the game...

I guess you could say that things were going pretty good until suddenly out of nowhere I was abducted by a gang load of ugly ass alien chicks. They proceeded to fly me around the galaxy for 12 days and 11 nights each separately taking their turns performing oral sex on me. Okay sure I know what you're thinking but let's be honest here I was the one being held hostage. However I must say those alien chicks took me back faster than Charlie Sheen can do a line of coke off some random porn star's left ta ta. What I mean by that is these bitches swallowed and that's when I knew for sure it wasn't my girlfriend and her friends playing some sick twisted trick on me. However I must say that by the 4th day I was becoming quite used to this bizarre oral ritual that I would occasionally sneak in the odd green boob grab or two. Again, I was the one being held captive here so let's not lose site of that. When the 6th day rolled around I couldn't help but notice that the alien chicks were becoming much more human like. Was it just being in my presence that was causing this strange metamorphosis? Or was it something they were secretly taking from me hmmm? By the 10th night some of the aliens started to spit which I found a little weird considering...but they were really starting to look hot so I just kept my mouth shut. By the time the 12th day rolled around I had been sucked drier than a popcorn fart and the alien women now looked and sounded exactly like Paris Hilton?...WTF? I guess they were done with my ass because they flew me right back to my home studio and without saying shit they took right back off into outer space. Man I was feeling like Rick Salomon but without a f'n sex tape or bitch to sue! After about a week or so I realized those alien bithches were never coming back so I reached down inside my pants and started to touch myself. I'm not really sure why or how it happened but it just did. Now here I am 5 years later still touching myself wondering what has happened to my life and my once very fruitful rap career.

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